It is my father’s 85th birthday and the eve of Thanksgiving; I think it fitting to tell the following tale: Once upon a time, my family and I had a turkey. She was given to us by my dad who is a country boy and believes that everyone, especially children, should have pets. Turkey […]
Thanksgiving
Thanksgiving Barf-O-Rama!
My sister, her husband, and their 8 kids were coming to visit for Thanksgiving. About a week earlier, they’d all been sick with a stomach virus. My sister sent us disgusting emails elaborating on the 20 puke buckets and the peanut butter vomit that her youngest splattered all over her face. My mom expressed her […]