Sitting atop this llama at the Northwest Montana Fair made me feel like a hep-cat.
I couldn’t help but wonder about all of the other poor cats who are stuck lounging on acrylic yarns instead of all natural fibers, like this luxuriously comfortable llama fur.
It was so relaxing, I drifted off to sleep.
I had a dream that I lived on a ranch where I raised llamas. I ran my own business selling llama fur and llama fur products. Cats from around the world began to hear about my quality wool and how comfortable my cat beds were. They asked their owners to buy “Wessah’s Naturally Plush Cat Beds” and before I could say Jack Robinson, I was shipping out hundreds – then thousands of kitty beds. I became an overnight success and soon became known as the llama fur, cat bed mogul.
I had more money than I knew what to do with, so to show my gratitude for my phenomenal success, I supported shelters everywhere in finding homes for abandoned cats.
Then I woke up.