Meow, Meoow, Meooow, Meoooow!!!
That’s how I felt after Kitty came in for a visit, hopped on one of my cushy blankies, then scratched me across my face. What an ungrateful cat she is.
I was just trying to be nice when I jumped on the bed and gave her my little gurgle purr.
I know how she-cats can be, and I didn’t feel like fighting back. No hissing. No scratching. No nothing.
I jumped off of the bed, walked over to the sofa and took a nap.