The next best thing to stalking birds in the wild.
Breaking Mews
The adventures of a house bound tabby.
Cats Change. Grass Remains the Same.
On July 13th, 2010, I was shot by a sadistic neighbor wielding a BB gun. Since then, I have hardly taken a step out the back door. Lounging in sunbeams cast upon the hardwood floor and window watching make up the extent of […]
Tibbs’ Playground Adventure
As I basked in the sunbeams on the cool leather sofa, Tibbs took a walk with my adopted mommy and adopted grandmommy. I was feeling zen and happy to stay at home as I knew that Adopted Grandmommy would take lots of pictures and I felt my time would be better spent through thoughtful meditation […]
Kish Kish In a Cup
My adopted grandmommy’s daddy used to eat cush-cush. It’s a concoction he would make by crumbling stale cornbread into a tall glass. He would then pour milk over the top of the bread. When it was good and soggy, he would eat it with a spoon. But I’m not talking about cush-cush, I am talking […]
What’s the Fuss About Kitty’s Kittens?
You may think I’m insensitive, but I don’t get all of the fuss about Kitty’s kittens. I was introduced to them today, and “OH!, the humiliation”. I had to sit in my pet taxi while the four frisky felines frolicked and played twinkle toes in the yard. UGH! You can imagine how sad, disgusted, […]
Rainy Day Schedule
You cannot see it in this picture, but it is raining hard outside. But I am not looking at the rain, I am trying to listen to squawking crows while my adopted grandmommy is listening to Comfortably Numb. She plays music WAY TOO LOUD. She’s a boomer and thinks it is cool to listen […]
Today I’m Having a Pity Party
Recently, I was able to escape out of the back door and romp about the yard for a few minutes. It was purrfect before I was captured and returned to my indoor prison. Lately, I’ve been feeling jealous of all of the other felines that get to play outside. I am stuck indoors because of […]
If I Were a Victorian Cat…
I want to be a Victorian Cat. The life of a modern cat is a dull one. Have you seen the videos of cats playing with iPads? That’s probably the only good thing about being a 21st century feline, and my backwards family doesn’t even own an iPad. But really, to live in […]
A Purrfect Dinner at the Table
What an exciting and happy moment it was when I was invited to sit at the table and have my dinner. I no longer felt like a pet, but part of the family. What I cannot understand, however, is that I was the only one eating. No one else joined me in the feast. […]
Meow!
Meow, Meoow, Meooow, Meoooow!!! That’s how I felt after Kitty came in for a visit, hopped on one of my cushy blankies, then scratched me across my face. What an ungrateful cat she is. I was just trying to be nice when I jumped on the bed and gave her my little gurgle purr. […]
